iverbz:

what-is-this-i-dont-even:

Apparently the dude who started Netflix did so cuz he got a $40 late fee from Blockbuster and was pissed

pettiness is the greatest motivation in the world.

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sad-black:

elevenor:

On whether the kids would want to get a tattoo in the future [x]

WHERE ARE HIS PARENTS 😂

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livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

he’s trying to use a fucking Tide pen

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kelssiel:
“ spitblaze:
“ myourenjinja:
“ What do you see poliwag?
“Everything” ”
I love them
”
galactic poliwag
”

kelssiel:

spitblaze:

myourenjinja:

What do you see poliwag?
“Everything”

image

I love them

galactic poliwag

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miss-teri-yosa:

no-adulting-allowed:

flower-whisper:

Glow in the dark Crescent Moon Heart Pendant that will captivate anyone at first glance!

***USE COUPON CODE: MOON FOR A DISCOUNT

–> GET YOURS HERE <–

WANT WANT WANT

I think I’m inlove

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scarlettspectre:

so i work at target and two kids ran outside shouting at their clearly exasperated mother that there’s a squirtle outside and it took everything in me not to follow them out until my fucking manager went “A SQUIRTLE?!” and ran outside to catch it

and i can’t get over it because that sounds like a clearly fake text post but it happened because EVERYTHING coming from this game sounds fake like if someone told me they caught a dragonite and the whole bus rose in a standing ovation i would fucking believe it because that’s the kind of shit that happens with pokemon go

like clearly 2016 is a fake year but finally we’re getting something unreal that’s actually good

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pyrosassin64:
“ butt-berry:
“ butt-berry:
“ butt-berry:
“ butt-berry:
“ butt-berry:
“ It’s Bulbasaur blooming season
”
Lots of variety this year!
”
A late bloomer!
”
Water-lily Bulbasaur catching up on the latest gossip at the lake
”
Wow, looks like...

pyrosassin64:

butt-berry:

butt-berry:

butt-berry:

butt-berry:

butt-berry:

It’s Bulbasaur blooming season

image

Lots of variety this year!

image

A late bloomer!

image

Water-lily Bulbasaur catching up on the latest gossip at the lake

image

Wow, looks like thing are getting serious between hibiscus and fuchsia!

this is pure and good

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cyrilmusic:

burairium:

theneverendingdrums:

fejes:

peaceloveandbrittana:

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people


they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

this post got better

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vrgency:

this has me screaming eternally

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rebelbyrdie:

gnathix:

Pokemon were always around us. The diglet has been in your yard since you moved here. That magikarp was ALWAYS in your sink. You just gained the ability to see them. They have been watching

That Nidoqueen has been in my bedroom a while…Kinky Bitch.

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thguyinthbakround:

somecallme-la:

blossom2times:

lovenowar:

VINTAGE FAIRY GLOWING LOCKETS. LIMITED TIME. $9.99

–> GET IT HERE <–

Oooo I want one 😫

The one that looks like gears is so pretty

All the way at the bottom, the middle one is nice

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daisyisobelridley:

Baby Dory!

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